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>> > A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect,
>> > they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he
>> > shows her
>> >
>> > around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely
>> > packed with sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
>> >
>> > Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the
>> > floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and
>> > huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is
>> > kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
>> > bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
>> > mention this to him, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
>> >
>> > She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's
>> > clothes off, and make hot steamy love.
>> > After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
>> > lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and
>> > asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
>> > The man says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."

:lol:

zing! :lol:

Giggidy

Bada bing :P

NefCanuck

Love it!

haha that is a good one, As i'm reading this i could just picture you doing this.

Instead of teddy bears, maybe sailing stuff ;)

Nice!

mo_focus,Apr 7 2006, 11:34 AM Wrote:haha that is a good one, As i'm reading this i could just picture you doing this.

Instead of teddy bears, maybe sailing stuff ;)
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and he wonders why "no second date"?

meford4u,Apr 7 2006, 05:01 PM Wrote:

mo_focus,Apr 7 2006, 11:34 AM Wrote:haha that is a good one, As i'm reading this i could just picture you doing this.

Instead of teddy bears, maybe sailing stuff ;)
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and he wonders why "no second date"?
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"Yar, we lost 14 good men bringing these parting gifts round the horn are ye sure you don't want one"

That was a pretty good joke.
Here comes the sailor jokes.

I gotta admit, I heard the same joke, but it was a woman carny instead of a guy... pretty funny.