02-14-2006, 10:57 PM
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Quote:WASHINGTON, DCâResponding to a dramatic increase in cases of starry-eyed gazing and spontaneous poetry, the Environmental Protection Agency issued a general health warning Tuesday for hazardous levels of atmospheric romance across the entire North American continent.
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