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LADIES & GENTLEMEN BE FORE WARNED!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead/knees.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.
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Drinking thread tonight?

ANTHONYD,Feb 10 2006, 02:38 PM Wrote:Drinking thread tonight?
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Well I do normally only enjoy a snifter of Brandy at Christmastime but perhaps an exception to my rule may be in order, do go on.

cheat meal tonight... I have to fit a week's worth of living into one evening.

darkpuppet,Feb 10 2006, 02:58 PM Wrote:I have to fit a week's worth of living into one evening.
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Man oh man is your hand going to be tired. :P

2001 ZTS,Feb 10 2006, 03:02 PM Wrote:

darkpuppet,Feb 10 2006, 02:58 PM Wrote:I have to fit a week's worth of living into one evening.
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Man oh man is your hand going to be tired. :P
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no, it's exercise every day, eat crappy only one day...

2001 ZTS,Feb 10 2006, 03:02 PM Wrote:

darkpuppet,Feb 10 2006, 02:58 PM Wrote:I have to fit a week's worth of living into one evening.
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Man oh man is your hand going to be tired. :P
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZX5focused,Feb 10 2006, 04:03 PM Wrote:

2001 ZTS,Feb 10 2006, 03:02 PM Wrote:

darkpuppet,Feb 10 2006, 02:58 PM Wrote:I have to fit a week's worth of living into one evening.
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Man oh man is your hand going to be tired. :P
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Huge.

2001 ZTS,Feb 10 2006, 01:37 PM Wrote::excl:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris who thinks you are mocking him.

hardly...

if anyone wants me, I'll be at Kramer's

huzzah!

darkpuppet,Feb 10 2006, 05:00 PM Wrote:if anyone wants me, I'll be at Kramer's

huzzah!
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im not from the TO area, is that a strip club??