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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and
spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string
theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's
breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and
asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna vote forthe Liberals again?"

Flofocus,Dec 1 2005, 04:11 PM Wrote:A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and
spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string
theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's
breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and
asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna vote forthe Liberals again?"
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take out the liberals and just simply say so are you going to vote.


yeah thats right I'm not voting, why? cause no matter who you vote for and what they promise they do what they wish anyways so I say eff off and just die. I would much sooner vote for soemone that spoke the truth was honest and not full of them selves. Don't tell me you're going to cut taxes and then not do it cause of X & Y reasons. bah I'll just stop now

lets all vote for Jack Layton (a.k.a. the Video Professor) of the NDP

paolo,Dec 1 2005, 11:14 PM Wrote:lets all vote for Jack Layton (a.k.a. the Video Professor) of the NDP
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no thank you... I'm perfectly capable of bankrupting myself without his help..

paolo,Dec 2 2005, 04:14 AM Wrote:lets all vote for Jack Layton (a.k.a. the Video Professor) of the NDP
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is that seriously him?

that seals my vote I'm going to be like california and vote a celeb.