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Gather round children:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END



lol great story.
played golf a lot and drank beer

my life in a nutshell. Get your own fairy tale. I love my never around too busy working and paying for my golf wife.
lol meford is one lucky bastard
Raine,Oct 2 2005, 01:33 PM Wrote:lol meford is one lucky bastard
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Yup.
I think he's just a regular bastard. :lol:
Uncle ZTS, tell it again!! Tell it again!!

**jumps up and down**

'Specially the part about the golf and beer! :lol:
ANTHONYD,Oct 2 2005, 05:18 PM Wrote:
Raine,Oct 2 2005, 01:33 PM Wrote:lol meford is one lucky bastard
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Yup.
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yup....And ............your going to love this Andrew because you love my wife. She has a twin. Who is single. I am hooking you up when the time comes.
meford4u,Oct 3 2005, 02:40 AM Wrote:
ANTHONYD,Oct 2 2005, 05:18 PM Wrote:
Raine,Oct 2 2005, 01:33 PM Wrote:lol meford is one lucky bastard
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Yup.
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yup....And ............your going to love this Andrew because you love my wife. She has a twin. Who is single. I am hooking you up when the time comes.
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Thats good for 2001 ZTS...it means you can sleep with his wife, and use the excuse "i thought it was her sister."

*SWISH*
LMAO