06-04-2005, 11:39 PM
>A few minutes before the church services started, the towns people
>were sitting in their pews and talking.
>
>Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone
>started screami ng and running for the front entrance, trampling each
>other
>in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
>
> Soon, everyone had exited the church except for one old man
>calmly
> sitting in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact
> that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
>
>
>
>So Satan walked up to the old man and said "Don't you know who I am?"
>
> "Yep, sure do."
>
> "Aren't you afraid of me?"
>
> "Nope, sure ain't."
>
> "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?"
>
> "Don't doubt it for a minute."
>
> "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying,
>physical
> agony for all eternity??"
>
> "Yep", was the calm reply.
>
> "And you're still not afraid??" asked Satan.
>
> "Nope."
>
> More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you
> afraid of me?"
>
> The man calmly replied..."Been married to your sister for 68
>years."
>were sitting in their pews and talking.
>
>Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone
>started screami ng and running for the front entrance, trampling each
>other
>in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
>
> Soon, everyone had exited the church except for one old man
>calmly
> sitting in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact
> that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
>
>
>
>So Satan walked up to the old man and said "Don't you know who I am?"
>
> "Yep, sure do."
>
> "Aren't you afraid of me?"
>
> "Nope, sure ain't."
>
> "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?"
>
> "Don't doubt it for a minute."
>
> "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying,
>physical
> agony for all eternity??"
>
> "Yep", was the calm reply.
>
> "And you're still not afraid??" asked Satan.
>
> "Nope."
>
> More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you
> afraid of me?"
>
> The man calmly replied..."Been married to your sister for 68
>years."