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Movie: Star Trek: First Contact

Character: Lily Sloane (played by Alfre Woodard) upon first seeing the cybernetic beings called the Borg.







"Definitely not Swedish!"
Nice Quote. I really never got into these movies, no matter how hard I tried. I dunno, maybe I'm not a trekkie at heart like the rest.

But here is one movie line I really like from Goodfellas:

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f***in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*** am I funny, what the f*** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the f*** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherf***er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4jz00Eelbk (Warning, Link is NSFW)
Anchorman:
"It's so damn hot out..........Milk was a bad choise!"
Die Hard:

"How do you Americans say it? 'Yippe Ki Ya Mother F****'"

NefCanuck
anything from full metal jacket, i like this one:

Heartman: where you from anyway
Pvt cowboy: sir, texas sir
Heartman: holy dog s*** texas, only steers and queers come from texas private cowboy, and you dont look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down
Walk Like a Man from 1984:

Oh Mother, go blow it out your ass! (in a drunken slur)
Walk Like a Man from 1984:

Oh Mother, go blow it out your ass! (in a drunken slur)
the Hyundai comment in (fast and the furious)
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
meford4u,Dec 28 2009, 09:50 PM Wrote:I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
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awww beat me to it. Oh well.... Charlie don't surf.

Anyways, some funny Beerfest lines:

Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
Landfill: [Interrupting] What's a ZJ?
Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: [Trying to persuade Landfill] I've got $4.

Clerks 2

Randal Graves: Downtime's important. If I had to deal with all the f***ing mouthbreathers non-stop without a break, I'd put my head in the deep-fryer. Balls too...
NikiterZTS,Dec 27 2009, 07:22 PM Wrote:Anchorman:
"It's so damn hot out..........Milk was a bad choise!"
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LMAO! awsome movie hahahahhaa :lol:

40yr old virgin:

Trish: Do you have protection?
Andy: I don't believe in guns..



Ive gotta say Alan from The Hangover has some great lines

"Rain Man took over the casino, and he was a ra-tard"

--"You may get this a lot... But is this the real Cesar's Palace?"
"What do you mean?"
--"Did Caesar live here?"
"No"
--"Didn't think so.".


Stu: "she is wearing my grandmother's holocaust ring"
Alan: " I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust"


"Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane... Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!"
#1 Hangover fan right here.....enough said

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