02-27-2007, 01:27 PM
THE HYPNOTIST.
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those
headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself,
and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches
are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a
ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't
you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for
that?" The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips
off his clothes, picks up his wife, and carries her into
the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move,
I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and
comes back. A few minutes later and jumps into bed and
makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back, and round two
was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and
her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his
wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she
sees him standing at the mirror and saying...
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"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife..."
His funeral service will be held on Friday.
:lol: :lol: :ph34r:
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those
headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself,
and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches
are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a
ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't
you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for
that?" The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips
off his clothes, picks up his wife, and carries her into
the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move,
I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and
comes back. A few minutes later and jumps into bed and
makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back, and round two
was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and
her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his
wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she
sees him standing at the mirror and saying...
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife..."
His funeral service will be held on Friday.
:lol: :lol: :ph34r: