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Friday Joke Thread - Flofocus - 01-28-2006 'Potential' and 'Reality' YOUNGEST SON ASKED HIS FATHER: "Daddy what is the difference between "potential" and "reality"? Dad: I will show you, Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 Million Dollars? " Wife answers: "Yes of Course! I would never waste such an opportunity to be a millionaire" Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Will Smith for 2 Million dollars? Daughter: "Wow! Yes Yes ! I will that's my fantasy" So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him : Son, would you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 Million dollars? Elder Son replied: " Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 Million dollars, I would never hesitate!" So the Father turns to his younger son and said: " You see son, ' POTENTIALLY" we are sitting on 4 Million dollars, But in " REALITY" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay! Friday Joke Thread - FociPhil - 01-28-2006 ZING!!! i like... Friday Joke Thread - Focus man. Focus. - 01-28-2006 Why does a bride always wear white? So the dishwasher matches the washer & dryer Friday Joke Thread - meford4u - 01-28-2006 The New Seal for The Liberal Party of Canada > (also being adopted by the Ontario Provincial Liberal Party) > > > Official Announcement: > > The Liberal Party of Canada today announced that it is changing its > emblem > to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the Liberal Party's > political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, > destroys > the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense > of > security while you're actually being screwed. > > It just doesn't get more accurate than that! |