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This Weekend Joke Thread - SVTZX503 - 07-31-2005
Personals Ad
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long
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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
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(Men are so easy.)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Men go figure.
This Weekend Joke Thread - FociPhil - 07-31-2005
now if only woman were actually like that...then we'd be talking
This Weekend Joke Thread - Raine - 07-31-2005
FociPhil,Jul 30 2005, 12:16 PM Wrote:now if only woman were actually like that...then we'd be talking
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Maybe I'd be talking.. but not you phil... not you. :lol: j/k dude
This Weekend Joke Thread - FociPhil - 07-31-2005
Raine,Jul 30 2005, 06:05 PM Wrote:FociPhil,Jul 30 2005, 12:16 PM Wrote:now if only woman were actually like that...then we'd be talking
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Maybe I'd be talking.. but not you phil... not you. :lol: j/k dude
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TORCHED!! :o
your right..thats why it hurts... :(
*leaves to go whip off a batch*
This Weekend Joke Thread - SangriaRedZX5 - 07-31-2005
That was great. Loved it! :D