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Joke. - ANTHONYD - 06-17-2005

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Hand Job: $10.00

He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!" B) :D


Joke. - scoobasteve - 06-17-2005

:lol:



Joke. - Bort - 06-17-2005

LOL that was awesome!


Joke. - FociPhil - 06-17-2005

hahaha i like, i like


Joke. - focusonthis88 - 06-17-2005

:D :D