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Maple Leafs Revised 2008 Schedule - FocusGuy7476 - 01-18-2008
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS REVISED 2008 SCHEDULE
January
12 vs. Bloomington Jr. High School Girls
19 vs. Cub Scout Troop #101
26 vs. CNIB Senior Team
February
2 vs. Spanish-American War Vets
9 vs. Crippled Children's Hospital
16 vs. St. Cloud Home for Wayward Girls
23 vs. Girl Scout Troop #69
March
1 vs. Ontario VD Clinic Post #3
8 vs. Church Street Boy's Choir
15 vs. Korean War Amputees
22 vs. VA Hospital Polio Patients
Special Monday Night Game:
March 3 vs. Utopia Gay Boys
Name Change:
The Toronto Maple Leafs will be changed to the Toronto Tampons' as they are
only good for one period, and they don't have a second string.
Coaching Change:
Paul Maurice will be replaced by Pamela Anderson. No doubt she will blow a
few, but she won't choke up on the BIG ONE.
Rule Changes:
1. When playing the Girl Scouts, the Leafs must not eat their cookies.
2. The Leafs will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time
during the game.
3. When playing the Polio Patients, the Leafs must not disconnect any of
the leg braces.
4. There will be no more dancing with opposing teams, like the last time
they played the Utopia Gay Boys.
5. The Leafs MUST PROMISE to remember that when the referee drops the puck,
this signals the beginning of play. This is to ensure that no more time
will be wasted while the Leafs try to figure out what just happened.
6. The Leafs must also stop tangling the crippled children in the net mesh.
"GOLF LEAFS GOLF"
Maple Leafs Revised 2008 Schedule - crazikev - 01-18-2008
FocusGuy7476,Jan 17 2008, 03:00 PM Wrote:"GOLF LEAFS GOLF"Anyone who actually likes the leafs does NOT want them to make the playoffs this year.
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Maple Leafs Revised 2008 Schedule - oldeguy - 01-18-2008
:( :lol: :( :lol: :( :lol: :lol: :lol:
Maple Leafs Revised 2008 Schedule - Frost__2001 - 01-18-2008
maybe I'm one of the few that will say this, but Who Cares? I'm not a hockey fan at all but then again, it seems that only when they get everyone all hyped up about the playoffs that people care about them.
Maple Leafs Revised 2008 Schedule - NefCanuck - 01-18-2008
God as horrible as that "schedule" is (as in horribly UN PC, I mean 'Crippled Children'? yeesh) it's frightfully accurate in assessing the Leafs calibre of play...
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Richard Peddie and John Ferguson Jr. voodoo doll set to nail to the back of a bus :D
NefCanuck
Maple Leafs Revised 2008 Schedule - oldeguy - 01-18-2008
NefCanuck,Jan 17 2008, 11:00 PM Wrote:God as horrible as that "schedule" is (as in horribly UN PC, I mean 'Crippled Children'? yeesh) it's frightfully accurate in assessing the Leafs calibre of play...I'm starting to think it should be just a Peddie doll. Some of the younger guys that Ferguson has drafted are starting to play well. (Tlusty and Strahlman ) Also, note who scored last night ( for the Leafs)
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Richard Peddie and John Ferguson Jr. voodoo doll set to nail to the back of a bus :D
NefCanuck
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