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Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - SVT ZX3 - 06-30-2006
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/29062006/6/n-od...lf-ferrari.html
Must be fugly if she has to lure men in with an Enzo :ph34r: But still, pretty good bait! :lol:
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - jen_deans - 07-01-2006
Haha I read about that this morning.. Who does that??! REALLY!!
hahahaha :lol:
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - naz - 07-01-2006
can buyers opt out of the wife and take just the car ?
maybe she's the reason there are no bids!
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - S2 - 07-01-2006
Link? This is crazy, I can't believe people do things like this.
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - SVT ZX3 - 07-01-2006
Sorry Chad, Yahoo didn't provide a link to the auction, but there can't be that many Enzos on Ebay!
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - Oscar The Grouch - 07-01-2006
Can someone please remind me why I'm buying a house again? Geeze I'd sure like that enzo...although I'd have to put the girl through a safety tho.
:lol:
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - darkpuppet - 07-01-2006
Oscar The Grouch,Jun 30 2006, 12:35 PM Wrote:Can someone please remind me why I'm buying a house again? Geeze I'd sure like that enzo...although I'd have to put the girl through a safety tho.
:lol:
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no kidding.. make sure you check for leaky seals, misaligned headlights, proper riding position, an intact grill, and make sure you get a carfax report.. something to tell you if the rear end has ever been hit before.
oh, and if it requires more than pressing "start" to turn her on, WALK AWAY! Last thing you need is having to sit there, twisting knobs and jiggling keys in slots to make things work.
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - NOS2Go4Me - 07-01-2006
http://cgi.ebay.de/Ferrari-ENZO-F60-schoen...1QQcmdZViewItem
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - Oscar The Grouch - 07-01-2006
darkpuppet,Jun 30 2006, 12:50 PM Wrote:Oscar The Grouch,Jun 30 2006, 12:35 PM Wrote:Can someone please remind me why I'm buying a house again? Geeze I'd sure like that enzo...although I'd have to put the girl through a safety tho.
:lol:
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no kidding.. make sure you check for leaky seals, misaligned headlights, proper riding position, an intact grill, and make sure you get a carfax report.. something to tell you if the rear end has ever been hit before.
oh, and if it requires more than pressing "start" to turn her on, WALK AWAY! Last thing you need is having to sit there, twisting knobs and jiggling keys in slots to make things work.
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Post of the Day! :lol:
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - SVT ZX3 - 07-01-2006
darkpuppet,Jun 30 2006, 10:50 AM Wrote:oh, and if it requires more than pressing "start" to turn her on, WALK AWAY! Last thing you need is having to sit there, twisting knobs and jiggling keys in slots to make things work.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA1!!1!!1
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - mo_focus - 07-01-2006
dude she is hot
but dammmm, too much money for a car and women.
I can get a yogo and a crotian chick for less then 100 Euros.
or even a 57 belair and a cuban for free.
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - meford4u - 07-01-2006
Show me yur boobies............
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - microbunny - 07-01-2006
SVT ZX3,Jun 30 2006, 01:39 PM Wrote:darkpuppet,Jun 30 2006, 10:50 AM Wrote:oh, and if it requires more than pressing "start" to turn her on, WALK AWAY! Last thing you need is having to sit there, twisting knobs and jiggling keys in slots to make things work.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA1!!1!!1
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^^^^^^^
BwaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - habmann - 07-01-2006
microbunny,Jun 30 2006, 06:05 PM Wrote:SVT ZX3,Jun 30 2006, 01:39 PM Wrote:darkpuppet,Jun 30 2006, 10:50 AM Wrote:oh, and if it requires more than pressing "start" to turn her on, WALK AWAY! Last thing you need is having to sit there, twisting knobs and jiggling keys in slots to make things work.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA1!!1!!1
[right][snapback]196038[/snapback][/right]
^^^^^^^
BwaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
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^^^^^^^^^^
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Maybe you could win the auction and after the auction sell off the woman. Sorta like buying a beat up old house for the property.
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - meford4u - 07-01-2006
Puppet, if you need to work at it, you aint got it.
The ladies love my rico swave' attitude.
I make 'em melt.
Andrew might be able to teach you a thing or two. :lol: Maybe. He's switched over to the junior department. :P
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - torradan - 07-01-2006
darkpuppet,Jun 30 2006, 12:50 PM Wrote:Oscar The Grouch,Jun 30 2006, 12:35 PM Wrote:Can someone please remind me why I'm buying a house again? Geeze I'd sure like that enzo...although I'd have to put the girl through a safety tho.
:lol:
[right][snapback]196033[/snapback][/right]
no kidding.. make sure you check for leaky seals, misaligned headlights, proper riding position, an intact grill, and make sure you get a carfax report.. something to tell you if the rear end has ever been hit before.
oh, and if it requires more than pressing "start" to turn her on, WALK AWAY! Last thing you need is having to sit there, twisting knobs and jiggling keys in slots to make things work.
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OMG classic!
If she is luring you to her with an Enzo, she must REALLY have some issues. A whole load more than a "normal" woman.
I'd guess that her carfax report wouldn't come back clean, and probably high mileage too.
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - Burnin21 - 07-01-2006
10 Bucks says shes a Stage 5 Clinger.
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - nass - 07-01-2006
she's a keeper, just look at her mspaint skills!
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - Oscar The Grouch - 07-02-2006
nass,Jul 1 2006, 09:56 AM Wrote:she's a keeper, just look at her mspaint skills!
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I dunno man. She looks like more maintnance than the car.
Buy Enzo, Receive New Wife Free With Car - nass - 07-02-2006
If she needs an enzo to entice a male to marry her, are the chances or her having a penis good?