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Little Johnny Strikes Again
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09-10-2009, 12:49 AM
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.


Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my grand dad's
farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City
and I was "fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally,
but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she
had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was
no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny
said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so
big she can only fasten eight.." The teacher sat down and cried!
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09-10-2009, 12:52 AM
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09-10-2009, 02:26 AM
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09-10-2009, 02:38 AM
I tried to find some for John but the stupid MXLogic Web Defence wont let me. Something about pornography.
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09-10-2009, 03:15 AM
Dam Airliquide, I can't view the funnies.
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