[Crazirich]

I have never got a ticket... almost ten years now... I did almost get a ticket for doing a huge burnout in the IGA parking lot in Niagara Falls once. The cop must have been on the other side of the building or something because I always check for clear ALWAYS. Anyways I left driving normal and not crazy on the street. I leave go left at the light heading to my destination (probably crazikev's) and next thing I see a cop car cherries on come smoking to a stop into the intersection then floor it in my direction... pulls me into a parking lot and he is STEAMED. Starts telling me I'm a stupid f***er, and I'm getting over $1000 in tickets and told me to go stand in front of my car. He does a few laps around my car and goes back to the cruiser with my ownership and licence. Next thing I get is him honking at me, but its dusk and his forward search lamps are on and blinding me. I just make out that he' s motioning for me to come over to his window... he hands me my stuff and says its my lucky day... WTF Then he goes back on his cell that he had put down in his lap and backed out and smoked the tires off down the road in a hurry.