[meford4u]

Little David Tucker was in his 4th grade class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the
typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman,etc. David
was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the
offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and
make love with him for money."The teacher, obviously shaken by this
statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some
colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really
true about your father?""No," said David, "He plays for the Montreal Canadiens
but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
:blink: :D :blink: