[2001 ZTS]

Dan:

all I'll say is "real roads, real fast". Pretty sure I'd beat any BMW to Florida in any given January. I am down to 18 hours at this point.

Speaking of Florida, reminds me of a T-shirt I picked up at Bike Week in Daytona back in the day when I used to motorcycle there from Toronto every February; it read: "15 Grand and 15 Miles Don't Make You a Biker".

Trailer baby Harley dudes who spend the rest of their days as Doctors and Lawyers are as big a bunch of posseurs as 99.9% of BMW owners* who think they are "drivers". Snow is the great equilizer, I used to make great sport of spanking BMW X5's and the people who drive them with my decade and a half old 92HP 4WD Subaru. Note that I said 4WD not AWD; my previous Sube is better in the stuff than the WRX or anything out there.

*Granted I know a guy who is a BMW driving school instructor who could probably give me my ass if he had enough money to pay off all the State Troopers but you know what I mean.

Adam:

Being gay is alright if that is what you are into but I have to say you're one creepy homo dude. Sorry to say that driving you to the garbage dump last time the group went camping wasn't as meaningful to me as it obviously was for you. Good luck now that you are "out"; keep reaching for that rainbow but do it somewhere else.