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05-14-2009, 01:21 AM
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Mike Weir drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote part of town
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
''How's she cuttin' bye'' says the attendant.
Mike nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
''What are dose?'' asks the attendant.
''They're called tees'' replies Mike.
''Well, what on god's earth are dey fer?'' inquires the attendant..
''They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving'', says Mike.
''Fookin Jaysus'', says the Newfoundlander, ''Ford tinks of everyting!''
I thought is was pretty good...
You've probably seen it before though.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
''How's she cuttin' bye'' says the attendant.
Mike nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
''What are dose?'' asks the attendant.
''They're called tees'' replies Mike.
''Well, what on god's earth are dey fer?'' inquires the attendant..
''They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving'', says Mike.
''Fookin Jaysus'', says the Newfoundlander, ''Ford tinks of everyting!''
I thought is was pretty good...
You've probably seen it before though.
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2012 F150 Eco Boost Work Truck < Died several times and now it's some farmer problem.
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Sold - 1992 Astro Van CS Sky Blue Stock
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