[darkpuppet]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but does the public
really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep everyone informed, the medical community has provided detailed definitions as listed below:

GUTS - Is a man arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by his wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


BALLS - Is a man coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on his collar, slapping his wife on
the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'


Despite their disparities in definition, medically speaking, studies have shown that there is little difference in the outcome. Both result in unexplained blunt trauma or, in some cases, even death.