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Got this in an email

sorry for the s**t copy and paste job.


History Lesson
>>
>> Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
>>
>> Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
>> John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
>>
>> Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
>> John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
>>
>> Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
>> Both wives lost their children while living in the
>> White House.
>>
>> Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
>> Both Presidents were shot in the head.
>>
>> Now it gets really weird.
>>
>> Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
>> Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
>>
>> Both were assassinated by Southerners.
>> Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
>>
>> Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in
>> 1808.
>> Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in
>> 1908.
>>
>> John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born
>> in 1839.
>> Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
>> in 1939.
>>
>> Both assassins were known by their three names.
>> Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
>>
>> Now hang on to your seat.
>>
>> Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
>> Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by
>> 'Ford.'
>>
>> Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and
>> hid in a warehouse.
>> Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
>> and hid in a theater.
>>
>> Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
>>
>> And here's the kicker...
>>
>> A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
>> Maryland
>> A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn
>> Monroe.
>>
>>
>> Creepy huh?