[Slimsride]

Cold Lake Alberta weekend agenda............

1) go to main street and watch all the drunk natives stumble and puke all over themselves...(very entertaining)

2) Wait outside local bar, and wait for fight between 6 drunk natives and one poor military member. (happened recently, dude was drunk, walking back to base when he was ambushed by 6 natives, and given a serious bootfuking too....wound up in hospital)

3) Count how many teeth a group of local native woman have. 10 woman equals maybe a handful of teeth.

4) Have shopping cart races in Walmart parking lot

5) Go to timmies

6) Go to the beach and stare out into the vast nothingness this place has.

7) Throw rocks at CF-18's that buzz over yer house

8) Masturbate feverishly

.........that's about it.