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Pets Diary
#1
I don't care if you got it in your E-mail already.


"Excerpts >From The Dog's Daily Diary"



8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!



9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!



9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!



10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!



11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!



12:00 noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!



1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!



4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!



5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!



5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!



6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!



6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!







"Excerpts From The Cat's Daily Diary"



Day 283 Of My Captivity.



My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.



Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.



Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts.



They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.



There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices.



I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.



I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.



But I can wait, it is only a matter of time. . . .

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#2
If only ehh??

:lol:
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#3
good one, lol
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#4
:lol:

Thats good.
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#5
ha. Like a cat could ever be as intelligent as a dog
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Raine,Jul 27 2005, 02:51 AM Wrote:ha. Like a cat could ever be as intelligent as a dog
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Cats are just as smart and often more smart than dogs. Its just that all cats have thier own adjendas :)
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#7
Cat's are for homos.
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ANTHONYD,Jul 27 2005, 08:38 AM Wrote:Cat's are for homos.
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:lol:
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#9
:P
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#10
Women like cats, I like women, ergo I like cats?!?
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