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10-01-2005, 12:55 AM
![[Image: wife.jpeg]](http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/866169/wife.jpeg)
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10-01-2005, 01:05 AM
Yeah... try showing that to any wife/gf/whatever... You'll get that article wadded up, shined up real nice and put somewhere I can only describe within the confines of The Bunny Cage :rofl:
NefCanuck (who knows his place when it comes to women :ph34r:) 
10-01-2005, 01:07 AM
heh heh , the article said gay heh heh :lol:
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10-01-2005, 01:09 AM
Interesting. Feminists, I hope you're paying attention here... :lol:
Sold:2001 SE 2.0L SPI w/60mm TB, Steeda Shorty Intake.
Active: 2007 SES Hatch, Motegi MR7 Rims with 215/45ZR17 Michelin Pilot Super Sport Tires, debadged, black painted calipers and drums, RS Knob, CFM Short Throw, Billet E-Brake, CFM Focus pedals, MBRP Exhaust, XCal2, FS Front and Rear Strut Tower Bars, Diamond Plate Floor Mats and Sills, Alpine MP3 Deck, Alpine V-Power 300w Amp, Pioneer IMPP Sub, AlpineType-S door speakers, VF Engineering Rear Motor Mount, F2 RS Spoiler, Tokico D-spec shocks, HTP Cross Brace, EBC Rotors, Hawk HPS Pads, Russell SS Brake Lines, RS Wheel, SVT Blue Seats, Vibrant 2.5" Race Highflow Cat, CFM UDP. Rear SVT bumper to come. Active: 2005 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited TJ [LJ], Volant CAI, 32" BFG Mud Terrains, and a whole bunch of goodies. 
10-01-2005, 01:11 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-01-2005, 01:11 AM by Oscar The Grouch.)
Just replace the word wife with NOS and it makes good sense. Also change the he to she, him to her, etc etc...
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Sold:2001 SE 2.0L SPI w/60mm TB, Steeda Shorty Intake.
Active: 2007 SES Hatch, Motegi MR7 Rims with 215/45ZR17 Michelin Pilot Super Sport Tires, debadged, black painted calipers and drums, RS Knob, CFM Short Throw, Billet E-Brake, CFM Focus pedals, MBRP Exhaust, XCal2, FS Front and Rear Strut Tower Bars, Diamond Plate Floor Mats and Sills, Alpine MP3 Deck, Alpine V-Power 300w Amp, Pioneer IMPP Sub, AlpineType-S door speakers, VF Engineering Rear Motor Mount, F2 RS Spoiler, Tokico D-spec shocks, HTP Cross Brace, EBC Rotors, Hawk HPS Pads, Russell SS Brake Lines, RS Wheel, SVT Blue Seats, Vibrant 2.5" Race Highflow Cat, CFM UDP. Rear SVT bumper to come. Active: 2005 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited TJ [LJ], Volant CAI, 32" BFG Mud Terrains, and a whole bunch of goodies.
10-01-2005, 01:29 AM
![[Image: suspicious.jpg]](http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66/DeepLakeMarine/suspicious.jpg)
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10-01-2005, 02:00 AM
^^^^ NOW thats the kind of welcome home I want
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Mods so far: - 2 Inch Drop, Focus Sport Cold Air Intake, Street Glow 4 light strobe system,MBRP Cat back exhaust, 35% tint on front windows, 5% all around the rear. 1 Million Color Flowlighting Underglow kit, Inside and out. SPEEDHUT custom indiglo Guages, Sirius Satellite Radio, Pioneer DH6800 Deck, 15" Solo-Baric L7 Sub,Enkei 17 inch rims, Belltronic Radar Detector  scoobasteve,Sep 30 2005, 03:07 PM Wrote:heh heh , the article said gay heh heh :lol: mmmm, i think this is how lesbians started. BTW it also says "be a little gay", mmmm does this mean have two girls there when the guy comes home???3somesssss, niceeeeeeeeeeeeee
"Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success."
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if only it was still like that...
only in a perfect world...*sigh*...
I wish my grass was Emo, so it would cut itself...
10-01-2005, 03:40 AM
Saw that before - notice the date !! That was the way it was "back in the day" !!! Send this to your respective better halves and see the response you get .................. LOL !!
Strive for that moment when you're only a slice of pizza and a hooker away from paradise.
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