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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
> >
> > He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
> > could
> > zip through traffic around town.
> >
> > He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
everything
> > she
> > seemed to like was way out of their price range.
> >
> > "Look!" she said , "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
> > seconds or
> > less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
> >
> >
> > For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
TEAM PITA Don't settle for a wannabe, only accept the real deal.
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:rofl:
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hahahaha
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'02 black ZX5 ****currently on jack stands my parents garage missing a transmission****
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love it!! good one meford!
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Hahahahah :lol:
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Perfect... just perfect. :lol:
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In real life the next thing goin' 0-200 in 4 secs would be her fist in is face. Still funny though.
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Hehehe good one
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nice!
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