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05-14-2009, 01:21 AM
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Mike Weir drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote part of town
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
''How's she cuttin' bye'' says the attendant.
Mike nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
''What are dose?'' asks the attendant.
''They're called tees'' replies Mike.
''Well, what on god's earth are dey fer?'' inquires the attendant..
''They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving'', says Mike.
''Fookin Jaysus'', says the Newfoundlander, ''Ford tinks of everyting!''

I thought is was pretty good...
You've probably seen it before though.
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05-14-2009, 04:24 AM
Scorcher000,May 13 2009, 10:21 AM Wrote:On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Mike Weir drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote part of town
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
''How's she cuttin' bye'' says the attendant.
Mike nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
''What are dose?'' asks the attendant.
''They're called tees'' replies Mike.
''Well, what on god's earth are dey fer?'' inquires the attendant..
''They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving'', says Mike.
''Fookin Jaysus'', says the Newfoundlander, ''Ford tinks of everyting!''

I thought is was pretty good...
You've probably seen it before though.
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Not bad - nice Canadian spin (2 of them actually) on a classic ... the classic golf joke I like actually really happened (not saying yours didn't John) ... years ago on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson he was interviewing Arnold Palmer and Palmer's wife.

When Johnny asked Mrs. Palmer what she did to give her husband good luck before a tournament she replied without hesitation ... &quot;why Johnny, I kiss his balls before every game.&quot;
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05-14-2009, 04:29 AM
lol awsome...
Ya my grandmother gave me that email.
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05-14-2009, 05:56 AM
Ive heard so many different versions of this with Tiger woods with Buick and someone with BMW
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