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Joke Of The Day.
ANTHONYD Offline
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08-29-2007, 01:09 AM
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (the ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you . What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?














































* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. * 
 
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08-29-2007, 01:11 AM
lol good stuff
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08-29-2007, 05:27 AM
:rofl: I thought it was something like that when I read the whole thing over ;)

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