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06-20-2007, 11:34 PM
1) You shall not kill
2) The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm
3) Courtesy, uprightness, and prudence will help you deal with unforseen events
4) Be charitable, and help your neighbour in need, especially victims of accidents
5) Cars shall not be for you an expression of power, and domination, and an occasion of sin
6) Charitibly convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so
7) Support the families of accident victims
8) Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness
9) On the road, protect the more vulnerable party
10) Feel responsible towards others
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06-21-2007, 01:21 AM
11) You shall not drive if you were a member of the Hitler Youth.

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06-21-2007, 01:26 AM
We all have something in our past that we must be forgiven for................
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06-21-2007, 02:13 AM
12) Thou shall not park where not allowed, either by statute, signage, or common sense

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(Gonna move this to the Parking Lot)
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06-21-2007, 02:28 AM (This post was last modified: 06-21-2007, 02:29 AM by Focus man. Focus..)
13) Thou shal not touch little boys in the back seat.
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06-21-2007, 03:36 AM
Can I protest this post being moved from Automotive news to the Parking Lot Hangout? To Catholics, this is important, as it is a directive from their divine leader. As a Christian, this is just another......never mind, I don't want to get in too much trouble. :unsure:
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