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If You Could Slap Any Celebrity......
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In the face....
who would it be????
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#2
Paris Hilton.
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darkpuppet,Sep 29 2006, 11:20 AM Wrote:Paris Hilton.
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darkpuppet,Sep 29 2006, 03:20 PM Wrote:Paris Hilton.
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Thats the first name that came to mind - except I'd use a closed fist with brass knuckles :lol:
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dlb,Sep 29 2006, 11:25 AM Wrote:
darkpuppet,Sep 29 2006, 03:20 PM Wrote:Paris Hilton.
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Thats the first name that came to mind - except I'd use a closed fist with brass knuckles :lol:
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Throw in the Olsen Twins and I'll go at them Stooges style.

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#6
Terrell Owens, just cause he put spinners on Mercedes S600.
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#7
oh there are too many
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Puppet's a celebrity, no? :lol:
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dlb,Sep 29 2006, 11:25 AM Wrote:
darkpuppet,Sep 29 2006, 03:20 PM Wrote:Paris Hilton.
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Thats the first name that came to mind
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#10
I dunno, I came up with Paris & T.O..... can I get a two for one deal?

I know, I'll whack em both with one swing with my cane! :rofl:

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#11
Hmmmm tough call.
Paris yes, but not with my hands... :D
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#12
Mike Tyson......

WTF happenned to that guy?!? With all the cash he had and success, and now......
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Crazirich,Sep 29 2006, 12:55 PM Wrote:oh there are too many
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Yes I agree with you, there are too many annoying celebrities out there today.
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Alien-Tek,Sep 29 2006, 02: Wrote:Paris yes, but not with my hands...   :D
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Bastard, beat me to it. I'd so give her a mushroom tattoo on the forehead. As for who I'd slap, Kelly Rippa and Regis Philbin, dear god those two are beyond annoying, I got stuck watching them a couple weeks ago at the doctors office, I was almost suicidal. Then there's Oprah, I'd like to bitch slap her right back to Africa.
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#15
Paris.............Rick James style
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focusracer,Sep 29 2006, 05:54 PM Wrote:
Alien-Tek,Sep 29 2006, 02: Wrote:Paris yes, but not with my hands...   :D
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Bastard, beat me to it. I'd so give her a mushroom tattoo on the forehead. As for who I'd slap, Kelly Rippa and Regis Philbin, dear god those two are beyond annoying, I got stuck watching them a couple weeks ago at the doctors office, I was almost suicidal. Then there's Oprah, I'd like to bitch slap her right back to Africa.
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Mushroom tatoo... Hahaha I love it!!! :lol:
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S2,Sep 29 2006, 05:25 PM Wrote:Mike Tyson......

WTF happenned to that guy?!?  With all the cash he had and success, and now......
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I don't think that's such a good idea. He still has enough brain cells and testosterone to beat the living snot outta ordinary people.
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^^ yeah,for that one slap there would be alot of pain
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