Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
You Can Patent Anything
#1
I already know this from work, you really can patent pretty much anything, however some may not realize just how easy it is...

so I introduce to you patent #7037243...

Quote:May 30, 7:50 AM (ET)

By SETH BORENSTEIN

WASHINGTON (AP) - If you think keeping fit is merely mind over matter, Lester Clancy has an invention for you - a cordless jump-rope. That's right, a jump-rope minus the rope. All that's left is two handles, so you jump over the pretend rope. Or if you are truly lazy, you can pretend to jump over the pretend rope.

And for that idea kicking around Clancy's head since 1988, the U.S. Patent Office this month awarded the 52-year-old Mansfield, Ohio, man a patent. Its number: 7037243.

What makes this invention work is the moving weights inside the handles. They simulate the feel of a rope moving, Clancy said. Well, it's only one handle so far because Clancy is waiting for financial backers before building its partner.

But why jump rope without a rope?

It's perfect for the clumsy, Clancy said. "If you are still jumping, you're still using your legs as well as your arms, and getting the cardiovascular workout. You just don't have to worry about tripping on the rope."

It is also good for mental institutions and prisons where rope is a suicide risk, said Clancy, who works as a laundry coordinator in a state prison. And low ceiling fans aren't a hazard any more, he said.

Daniel Wright, who features the cordless jump-rope on his Web site , can barely talk about Clancy's invention without laughing.http://www.patentlysilly.com

"What really grabbed me," Wright said, was the name the item has in its patent, Wright said.

The idea isn't all that crazy, said Mike Ernst, a professor of kinesiology at California State University in Dominguez Hills.

"I think it's silly but at the same time if somehow, some way it promotes physical activity, gets kids active, then I'm all for it," Ernst said.

The more he thought about it, the more Ernst said he could see the benefit, adding that the act of jumping, not the rope itself, is what provides exercise.

"Do you need to jump with a rope? You don't," Ernst said. "But I wouldn't buy the product, I can tell you that. I'm not an idiot."

High-tech handles aren't needed. You could even use toilet paper holders, Ernst said. On second thought, he wondered if he could patent that idea.
Contribute to focuscanada.net's future!

Donations of $20 and over get a custom title!







Reply
#2
Maybe i'm missing something, wouldn't jumping rope without the rope just be the same as say running on the spot?

Its amazing what people will put a patent to. Altho i'm sure the special handles did actually take some thought to invent.
Current
09 F150 SCREW 4X4 XTR

Former
Show
Hella Magic Module Tail Lights, 17" Ford Racing EAP rims, 5% Rear, 20% Front Tint, Panasonic CQ7401 Deck, 2 MB Quart 10's, Alpine Components, Phoenix Gold 500.1 Amp
Go
Steeda Cold Ram Air Intake MBRP Exhaust (Gen 2), FK Coilovers, Hedman Header (Install Pending),FC Hi-Flo Cat (Install Pending),EBC Greenstuff Pads

Reply
#3
quick someone patent this website!
***want to buy***
MBRP................ check
SCT Xcal2 ........ check
VF mounts
Adj. Dampers ... check
Meford's Mom.... sale pending
Reply
#4
yeah that is a dumb patent for sure, but I like the fight of the patent right to be the " owner " of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the crusts.

2 companys are going to court over this believe it or not.
I was the only member on this board with a Yellow Focus Sedan, and a 2002+ Euro Facelift on a sedan.
Reply
#5
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060530/ap_on_...dless_jump_rope
Reply
#6
so instead of going to the store and paying for this you can just get 2X 2lbs weights and pretend they are your new jump robes, No?

i should patent the idea of that before anyone steals it from me :D
"Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success."
--Henry Ford


00 Focus ZX3 Silver- Sold
01 Focus ZX3 Green- Sold
01 Focus ZTS Red- Sold
03 Focus ZTW Green Sold
04 Escape LTD Silver- Sold
05 Freestyle LTD Black-Sold
02 Honda CRV EX-L-Sold
02 VW Jetta GLS TDI Silver-Sold

11 VW Jetta TDI 6spd Mine Smile
10 VW Golf Highline DSG- wrote off Sad


Reply
#7
mo_focus,May 30 2006, 07:36 PM Wrote:so instead of going to the store and paying for this you can just get 2X 2lbs weights and pretend they are your new jump robes, No?

i should patent the idea of that before anyone steals it from me :D
[right][snapback]190496[/snapback][/right]

print this thread out and mail it to yourself.

profit!
***want to buy***
MBRP................ check
SCT Xcal2 ........ check
VF mounts
Adj. Dampers ... check
Meford's Mom.... sale pending
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)