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Yo momma so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars, episode3
Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked c
yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it
Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mamma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo
Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes
Yo mamma so fat her legs look like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mamas so fat after sex she rolles over and smokes a ham
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