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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the 401
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk duds fill out of her ass
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu
Yo mamma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meat in her
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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