[Raine]

Best one I had was

"Where are you coming in from Sir?"
"Canada"
"I gathered that. Where in Canada?"
"Here?"
"What city do you live in?"
"Toronto"
"And why do you want to enter the United States?"
"I'm hungry"
"Excuse me?"
"I'm hungry"
"I heard you the first time"
"Then why did you say excuse me?"
"What does your hunger have to do with America?"
"You have food in America, do you not?"
"Yes we do"
"I want some of it"
"Why?"
"Because I'm hungry"
"So what's wrong with the food in Toronto?"
"I'm not in Toronto, I'm at the border"
"What food are you going for?"
"Wings... Buffalo Wings :lol:"
"Where?"
"Buffalo"
"Where in Buffalo?"
"The Anchor Bar"
"Oh really? My cousin is one of the bartenders there. If I call him in 15 mins and ask if you're there, will he tell me you are?"
"Not likely"
"I thought you said you were going to the Anchor Bar?"
"I am"
"Then why wouldn't he see you?"
"Is it legal to drink and drive in the United States?"
"Of course not, have you been drinking?"
"No, nor do I plan to be, and considering your cousin is a bar tender, he probably wouldn't see me as a result"

(This went on for another 5 - 10 mins...)