03-18-2006, 01:24 PM
NefCanuck,Mar 17 2006, 06:25 PM Wrote:Okay, had to add this quickie (Those in the GTA who get the Toronto Sun have alrady seen this one, my apologies)
Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A: One less drunk! :P
NefCanuck
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you don't know how true this statement is.. I've been invited to irish wakes and it's usually, "I'm just at my aunt's funeral, we'll be at Vivo's at about 6 for the wake.." "what' you rented out a bar for a wake?" "so you coming?" "I don't know the family!!" "doesn't matter, you comin'? there'll be single chicks" "alright..see you in 15!"
ANYHOO...
Q: why did God invent beer?
A: so the Irish wouldn't rule the world.
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