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Personals Ad

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.

It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long
walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping
and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

(Men are so easy.)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Men go figure.

2003 CD Silver SVT Focus
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#2
now if only woman were actually like that...then we'd be talking
I wish my grass was Emo, so it would cut itself...
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FociPhil,Jul 30 2005, 12:16 PM Wrote:now if only woman were actually like that...then we'd be talking
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Maybe I'd be talking.. but not you phil... not you. :lol: j/k dude
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Raine,Jul 30 2005, 06:05 PM Wrote:
FociPhil,Jul 30 2005, 12:16 PM Wrote:now if only woman were actually like that...then we'd be talking
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Maybe I'd be talking.. but not you phil... not you. :lol: j/k dude
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TORCHED!! :o

your right..thats why it hurts... :(

*leaves to go whip off a batch*
I wish my grass was Emo, so it would cut itself...
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#5
That was great. Loved it! :D
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